The Mockingbird Way to Spend a Saturday Night Is...

.....being a fool. Ride that day drinking wave right into the night and let it all out. Go dance on the stage at the gay bar; do your best Salt 'n' Pepa at the karaoke bar; put on a little bit too much makeup; pay $20 for a Martini; drunkenly text an ex; drunkenly make out with a stranger; eat pancakes and hashbrowns at 3 a.m.; make some memories; make some non-memories; write a blog post about it; experience regret. It's fun, it's cathartic, it's the cycle of life. Become a part of it.

Madame Taunt