Bribery didn't work. Distractions didn't work. Madame Editor is still forcing me to write this week's Mockingbird Movie Guide segment, despite the fact that, yet again, a decent film in theaters remains downright elusive. The Winter Blahs will not cease their reign of terror for at least another week, but least there's some relief from one of my favorite authors, Dr. Seuss, in the mix. Let's get to this so I can fast-track to the happy hour cocktail line quickly forming around Casa Mock's swim-up bar.
SEE: The Lorax
SKIP: Project X