Leap Day: These Things Are Good

"These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a Harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun, shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun, shining on my face."

I've never wanted to be a bathtub so badly in my life,

Dame Delightful