Mockingbird Awards: KAPOW

It is a provable fact that actors can be smug and insufferable- it's actually in their job description- but they have a myriad of ways to cover this up, things like publicists, smiles and the ability to go shirtless on command, and as a result I sometimes let superciliousness slide or completely forget about an actor's tiny, tiny IQ. However, it is impossible to escape the pretentiousness and uppity bitchness of James Franco. He is everywhere, he is invading every medium, he is spreading his pseudo-intellectual hipster bullshit far and wide and thusly he is the inaugral recipient of the KAPOW Mockingbird Award. He makes me want to punch him WHAM and that makes me feel guitly which makes me mad and then I want to punch him BAM some more. I don't care how great his butt looked in Milk: CRACK SNAP BANG right in that smirk of his, that is what is going to happen. Life is pain, a circle of suffering when James Franco exists.



BLAMMO,

Madame SPLAT Taunt