This just in: The Oscars have lost their mind. They are senile; or perhaps they've had a stroke; or maybe they're just on a month-long bender involving booze, pills, male strippers, those little umbrellas you put in fruity drinks and a tiara. All we know for certain is that it is extremely difficult to track down and delete all pictures featuring oneself in a tiara and also that we have much work to do. Our mission (code name: JONAH HILL THE FUCK) is to provide a little perspective during the long national nightmare known as award season, to right any Oscar-related wrongs and to make as many Extremely Lame and Incredibly Ridiculous jokes we can until the ceremony takes place on February 26. Welcome to the Mock Oscars: 2012 Edition. Get into it.
This is the stuff dreams are made of,
The Mockingbirds
For a brush up on last year's fun, go here.
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