To the Being that gives us life,
I know they say you work in mysterious ways. Have you used South Park as a vessel to heal Kanye West? To finally bestow a sense of respect and humility upon his self-aggrandizing soul? Mysterious, indeed. Yeezy has been given an amazing gift for taking a sample, mixing them up with some bangin' beats and making me shake my ass. I love and appreciate that. It is something that he should take pride in. We know that being burdened with that amount of genius in any spectrum should come with a reasonable amount of confidence, but he has taken it too far. Throwing toddler-style temper tantrums. Always opening his damned mouth about how everyone should recognize how great he is. You make me shake my ass!! How can that not be enough for you? I have a GREAT ass!!! And what, pray tell, does your supreme jackballery say to all the other kids coming up, trying to express their art? Be a highly talented individual and demand that the world suck your teats for it?! Thanks to people actually purchasing your music, you are a millionaire! I think that is recognition enough!! Ugh, deep cleansing breath in…ahhhh.
Sorry, but that attitude in anyone really takes me to my highly irritated place. Anyway, I pray he sincerely takes the path to all around likable human being, so I can stop saying, “Kanye? Ugh, I hate that narcissistic fuck. But that Heartless song is the jam!”
In the name of all that is Fabulous,Amen.
Countess auContraire
P.S. When you’re done with his personality, can we work on his hair? It’s a damn mess. CC
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